Kind of have to laugh

I usually take my horoscope with a grain of salt....but there are days when I do read it....and laugh at the thought there might be something to it. File under "I couldn't make this shit up"

Your romantic hopes might well be shattered today, and you may be forced to seriously consider a separation. The conjunction of the card of Death and the Star often indicates an emotional crisis, and it goes without saying that this could be making you feel very downbeat today. It’s difficult to give advice in these situations, but it’s no good swimming against the current or trying to convince someone to stay if they have already packed their case, dear Jamie. Deep down, of course, you know that with time you’ll get over it. In your work environment, your projects and your professional career seem to be stalling at the moment. You’re basically waiting for a green light or for a change in the organization, as in the absence of this your hands are tied and you cannot do anything, or commit to even the smallest expense. Having to wait like this is costing you your last nerve and yet there is nothing you can do. The alliance of Temperance and Death shows that you with a little good will you will be able to be patient and to adapt to the new order of things.